To by:Larm or Not to by:Larm One Man’s Unexpected Trip to Oslo
To by:Larm or Not to by:Larm
One Man’s Unexpected Trip to Oslo
By Vish Khanna
“I can’t believe it: I’ve never been to Norway.”
That was me after learning that I was going to attend the tenth anniversary edition of the by:Larm music conference, which travels around to different cities in Norway yet had avoided the capital city of Oslo until this past February. As it turns out, I was and am not alone. Many, many people I know have never been to Norway either and some may never make it there. Having dropped in for four days and three nights to cover a festival with a jam-packed schedule, I can’t say I really had time to process what Oslo was all about. The most I could do was walk all across downtown to the different venues, interview local and visiting attendees, catch up on sleep in the downtime, and fit in some minimal sightseeing when I could. So, while I didn’t get to delve into the cultural implications of by:Larm in quite the manner I hoped to, the following recounts a lot of what happened on this odd but memorable excursion.
As the date of my departure crept up, I realised I was pretty unprepared for this trip. Meeting several work deadlines right up until my plane left on Wednesday meant I’d put off figuring out what Norway’s kroner was worth in Canadian currency or just how lost I’d be without knowing how to speak Norwegian. I feel a little better when my colleague Stuart Berman arrives at the gate and admits that he too is planning on winging it a bit, counting on his credit card and English to get him through, at least initially.
The other thing is, I’m already completely exhausted and on no sleep at Pearson International. Knowing full well that I don’t really crash-out so great while I’m mobile, I still plan to get some shut-eye on the seven-hour trip to Amsterdam. The flight is smooth and enjoyable, mostly thanks to the airline’s on-demand film service, which enables you to choose from countless films and TV shows (both “popular” or new and “classics”) that you can pause, stop, or switch from. I watch Atonement (good), The Simpsons Movie (okay), and great sitcoms (It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia, 30 Rock, etc.) to waste my time. What I should be doing is sleeping but I can’t and am a real zombie when we land at Amsterdam’s Schipol for a short layover before a two-hour flight to Oslo. I preview some of the new Constantines record on Berman’s laptop and skim through my Lonely Planet guide to Norway, which mentions Vikings but nothing about the country’s renowned black metal scene.
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